Gaydoni Mobile

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.

Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.

by OdurkOdurk69 September 8, 2021

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Iraq Mobile

The official vehicle of Iraq and Coems land

Iraq mobile

by Wigglemyweiner May 2, 2023

gypsy mobil

A gypsy mobil is a fully working caravan (travellers vehicle) that runs on three wheels and 5 star equipment inside.

Oh wow mate, your gypsy mobil is in mint condition.

by Gyppotraveverywhere August 24, 2017

mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018

mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.

Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.

by but for June 11, 2018