Map Fever

The disease that one gets when new maps are announced for a online multiplayer shooter, like Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4.

Tyler is still waiting for those new Call of Duty maps. He has map fever.

by pwnd j00r soul April 3, 2008

Map Sense

Map Sense is a term used when asking if someone's confused about their sexuality

Someone with map sense know what they like, people with no map sense basically love it up the arse AND like a bit of cunt every now and again.

Do you have any map sense?

I.e. are you confused?

Guy: "Either of you got map sense?"
Girl: "Not really"
Other girl: "Nope"
Guy: "Jackpot."

by Manjit Gill February 18, 2009

Cut the map

To screw up royally.

"They said copy the map, not cut the map! He cut the fucking map!"

by Pazuzu the GREAT March 8, 2009

town map

Shitting in a girls vagina.

I was in the middle intercourse, but then I had to take a shit. So I gave her a town map.

The name is derived from the way you open the vagina, to the way you open a map.

by 45 Degrees March 1, 2014

google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.

Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.

by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014

MAP

Massive alcohol poo - most likely after an incredible night out.

Will definitely smell like pure ethanol.

"Don't go in that bathroom - I just had a MAP"

"I just a public MAP"
"You bring shame to the family name

by House1992 March 30, 2015

Map doggin

A simple way to make road side sex easy and arrest free. The couple pulls to the side of the road with driver side toward traffic. Man opens driver's door and opens a large atlas or other paper map above driver's door. Then he gets ready without dropping pants. Lady will get into doggy style and back into position. Note: "passenger" should keep their entire body below front seat headrests and do most of the work to avoid detection and voila! Interstate relief.

"Either gas money or map doggin, I don't care how you pay for this ride, plus we just may be lost..."

by Daily Moovment May 6, 2015