Matt

Matt in Cantonese is mostly used as a term whenever someone says something retarded.

Person 1: Crypto is so much better than Seer
Person 2: God, you're such a matt

by TuxedoSeal October 6, 2021

Matt

Matt is a man-slut, a fucking asshole who plays with girls' emotions and then leaves them. You meet a Matt and you fall in love with him, despite your friends' recommendations, and then he tells you he needs to focus on another girl. Matt has been known to get other girls pregnant, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has/gets an STD.

Matt hooked up with Ell, and then he ignored her. What an asshole!

by theauburnfox December 16, 2018

Matt

Piece of shit ugly motherfucker , who should suck his own dick .

That ugly mother fucker named Matt

by Lizzzzzz12 January 20, 2018

Matt

Gay little boy who attracts Foxy Honeys

Come here Matt u gay nibba

by PenisLick69 March 14, 2019

Matt

the biggest simp there was to exist

person1: you hear about that guy Matt?

person2:yeah he is the BIGGEST simp

by kanekisrinkaku March 26, 2020

Matt

Matt is very hard to describe, due to being so perfect. If you had to stereo type Matt it would probably be the 'Farmer Boy'. Matt has the tendency of saying the word 'Cyat' and passionately dislikes the singer Jessie J. Matt is homosexual, he just doesn't know it yet. Matt usually has wet dreams about the rapper K Koke and on a few odd occasions Rick Ross. Cows scare Matt. HIM is his favorite band. He loves animals. However, there is a side to Matt nobody rarely gets to see. The beyond incredible side that I do. Matt is the type of person you could trust your life with. Its hard to get through a day without him. Nobody makes me smile like Matt does. Life would be worthless without him really. For me, Matt is the whole world. My whole world. My future. My best friend and my personal Professor Green. Only, better. Nobody in the world deserves Matt though, because hes got a heart of gold. So, I think i'm going to stop typing; because its clear that Matt is the shiz and I don't wanna like make guys even more jealous. One last thing: I love you, Matt.

Person 1: Matt? Oh isn't he the one with the perfect eyebrows?
Person 2: And the irreplaceable baby face?
Person 3: Wait.. Are you guys talking about the guy who's literally the the most amazing human? Or..?
Person 4: Yeah, who else blud.
Person 5: Whoever's got that piece of a$$ must be the luckiest mug in the world.

by GayStalker April 29, 2012

Matt

the best person ever hehe

hes so hot look at Matt!

by suckmypeepee6969696969696969 May 18, 2019