Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

Massive Dong

Whats hanging between my legs.

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse

by Anal Wizard June 23, 2016

massive small

Something that is very very very small.

That penis is massive small

by Spandexrollerboots November 26, 2015

Massive?

Massive can reffer to the low taper fade meme which is still MASSIVE,yeah no MASSiVE

Massive?you know what else is massive

by nickeh30frenchfrywaves January 6, 2025

massively disappointing

weird slang popularized by MichaelStoren

massive disappointment

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this is so crazy and massively disappointing

by uh expert July 1, 2025

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025

Massive

A song made by the greatest band ever, Linkin Park. This song was made 20 years ago as of 2023 but released on Linkin Park's Meteora 20th anniversary boxset came out. It's a very amazing song, when i heard it for the first time I almost cried. Mike Shinoda sings in it

Me : hey what's this song called?
My brother who loves Linkin Park : Massive
Me : bet

by Xx_Vista08_why December 23, 2023