lube

a gelly like lubricant that amy uses when inserting a tampon into her vigi... she says it feels good

amy! u put too much lube on that tampon!its seeping through ur panties! Mmm tasty! i like it salty!

by horny lil bitches February 19, 2004

Jiffy Lube

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.

by OminousT May 29, 2009

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

boob lube

breast milk

I got bored with my friend Mark and we decided to drink some boob lube for kicks.

by the uncanny faggot May 21, 2004

lucenda

a beautiful girl with beautiful eyes and a stunning smile. adored by all, and loving. parents are in love with "lucenda"s.

boy 1- "wow, that girl is such a Lucenda!"
boy 2- "yeah, shes hot!"

by EheartsL February 16, 2009

lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Throat Lube

or you could simply call it water
but calling it throat lube is much more fun!

Sarah and Haley went upstairs to get some throat lube... ;)

by BitchesAndHoes February 29, 2008