Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 1, 2023
A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021
The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006
Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube
by Chris Porter October 22, 2003
when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan
by lubedansbiggestfan August 9, 2021
A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019
When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.
Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.
by Jpadg February 23, 2018