Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

recto warping butt munching anal lube

Something i made up

Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

lubed nigger

sexy lubed people who are a different colour

omg what a pretty lubed nigger

by jprezz February 14, 2024

Fully lube the bucking

When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.

My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?

by Cvpigunguy April 10, 2019

judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities

I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.

by anonymous April 11, 2024