lady lofter

To hop from one female friend to another

That player is such a lady lofter

by Hsjajsjs March 29, 2015

housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 15, 2015

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016

Beth Loper

An Australian name which is actually from New Zealand yet that Spanish friend keeps piss*ng you off.

Beth Loper: Hey ya Mexican
Him: Hey ya Australian

by Yes_It's me January 28, 2017

jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017

Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.

Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”

by katnivorousyourlesbiansavor June 17, 2018

Aggressive Loitering

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.

We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.

by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018