Eva Longoria

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.

Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!

by KyLe March 24, 2005

London Underground

An underground, subsurface and overground series of railway lines which have been in existence since the 19th century. Its a common myth that the London Underground's purpose is to link different areas of London together. It's true purpose is to form a massive competition area for the contest 'Worlds most rudest person, EVER'. The competition, first devised by Victorian engineers to seek new highs in global twatbaggery, also seeks to answer the age old question - how many tired people can you fit in a small space at 7am in the morning before the onset of mental breakdown resulting in mass murder. The engineers including Isambard Kingdom Brunel theorised that one day the population of the earth would exceed the amount of available landmass, and therefore a plan of effective space travel would be needed to begin a new colonisation on a distant planet, such as Slough, Reading or Basingstoke and how many buses or train carriages the mass exodus would require so a horrendously overpriced and ridiculously complex ticketing system could be devised.

I love getting on the London Underground, further generations will thank me for being driven closer to poverty by a smelly run down railway network lacking investment.

by Daniel.Crag October 23, 2012

London

Home of gangs, knife crime, drugs, poverty
See a gang of youths in hoodies walk fast to the corner then run. If you wanna see the slums of london go to Harlesden, Brixton, Peckham, Stonebridge, Some parts of Hackney, Plastow, Catford, Lewisham, Tottenham.

Innocent mother: Tony Blair my sons just been shot
Tony Blair: Quickly remove his body before people see
Innocent mother: Why is this london so messed up

by showa man October 25, 2006

london bridge

A meaningless, vaguely sexual term used by Fergie in her single of the same name, invented simply to stir up discussion about an otherwise forgettable and derivative song.

How come every time you come around my London London Bridge want to go down?

by Kevin Salinas July 27, 2006

London Bridge

A foursome involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 2 girls are on all fours facing each other and making out. Meanwhile each guy is behind one of the girls doing her from behind.

While visiting London Bob and John saw the London bridge where they met 2 girls who showed them the REAL London Bridge.. behind closed Doors

by Cooter King November 1, 2006

London

Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.

*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*

by HenvY June 30, 2006

london

The Capital City of Europe.

Highly populated City, and probably the most cosmopolitan easily-accesible City in the world.

Jim: Hey! Let's go to London!
Ted: Okay!

by NYC-4-LIFE July 22, 2005