A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.
Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.
by DestructiveCriticism July 16, 2006
by Cornelius Vanderbilt II April 22, 2009
The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.
Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...
by Garstang April 01, 2010
by Flying viper March 06, 2018
Related to the shocker. Cross your index and middle finger together then your ring and pinky fingers. Sink that into both holes of your chick.
by Adam March 25, 2005
when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed
by sloth_love November 05, 2009
When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.
I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.
by ODB 2-7 August 08, 2011