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Carnival Lizard

Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.
Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .
by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 3, 2016
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Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.
Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.
by dan_gleewang January 9, 2021
mugGet the Rancid Lizardmug.

Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course
Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn
by Seannoob March 14, 2022
mugGet the Throat Lizardmug.

Trolling the Lizard

A Puerto Rican dude and his redhead counterpart made this term to signify smoking weed.
I was trolling the lizard so hard I got the munchies big time.
by PR09! August 20, 2012
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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 2, 2019
mugGet the pet lizardmug.

Shane lizard

The best character on big mouth

His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard
Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass
by Slaysause June 29, 2022
mugGet the Shane lizardmug.

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.
Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.
by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017
mugGet the lizard schoolmug.

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