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Mormon Panty Liners

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.
1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008
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lindbergh

A bunch of people who smoke and are not good at any sports except football and volleyball. They think they are better than private schools too bad they arent.
Look at those Lindbergh kids smoking!
by jdklfand;klxfmiawe December 24, 2010
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Lidder

Lidder origins come from lidders.
i.e a person or persons who put lids on containers in a factory or workshop.
Minimal brain effort required.
Thus making them a div or muppet.
It is not very common.
Relative of Filler
You are a lidder.
They are a bunch of lidders.
Dont be a lidder.
by solventnoize January 16, 2004
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Linger

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.
by Reneee May 17, 2008
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ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad
person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?
by ms.cellaneous September 27, 2007
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Linger Finger

When a girl puts her finger near her mans butthole during sexual relations, and the butt smell lingers on her fingers for hours. Even after several hand washings
Every time I sip my champagne I smell the linger finger!
by SaggyballsSander April 2, 2015
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Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.
When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.
by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010
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