by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022
i love lebron being cute
by brindawith AK February 14, 2023
Where N0bleN1Njaz lands on goatnite when he drops an easy 30 bomb and gets the dub because hes goated on the sticks
by Snowy098 October 09, 2021
"Did you see fake president Joe Biden's press conference?"
"Yes, he was speaking Lebronics the whole time, reading it off a cheat sheet."
"Yes, he was speaking Lebronics the whole time, reading it off a cheat sheet."
by imyourmoderator March 27, 2021
lebron dih so big💔
by givemedadih February 11, 2025
When you grab your dick and balls, scream "LEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" and slam dunks them into your ass
by DIRTYLEBRONLOVERILUVMATTHEW January 23, 2025
Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 03, 2024