landward

homes or apartments that feel like a mental ward

my apartment feels like a landward with all of these rules that are too hard to follow

by jock London March 26, 2024

Landau

Started by some teens naming their friend basically a pigeon who asks for food around school.

for example.

"Oi fuck off landau."

"Look at the landau."

by thugqw123 April 7, 2024

landbastard

another more accurate term for someone who rents out property

My damn landbastard tried to put up my rent by 34%, when rent control says the maximum increa1se is 10%

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

landbastard

A term for landlord that is gender neutral

My landbastard just tried to increase my rent by 3 times what is allowed by rent control

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

Landlady

A "landlady" is someone who owns or rents out property, providing space for others to live or work. The term, traditionally gendered, now refers to any person managing rental properties, regardless of gender.

"My landlady is super chill—she lets me paint the walls however I want."

by Mack Maverick November 22, 2024

Landrynovich

Landrynovich (noun, insult, cosmic anomaly) – A Slavic dishwasher possessed by the ghost of a depressed sock. Known for starting philosophical debates with pigeons at 3 a.m. and mispronouncing "quesadilla" on purpose. Often found in basements arguing with mold about Nietzsche.

Landrynovich is fucking crazy

by HysteriaOffical0 May 2, 2025

Landrynovich

Landrynovich (noun, insult, cosmic anomaly) – A Slavic dishwasher possessed by the ghost of a depressed sock. Known for starting philosophical debates with pigeons at 3 a.m. and mispronouncing "quesadilla" on purpose. Often found in basements arguing with mold about Nietzsche.

Landrynovich is fucking crazy.

by HysteriaOffical0 May 2, 2025