Landon HORNE

Loves to cuddle acts kinda sussy sometimes.

OMG LANDON HORNE HES Grabbing balls

by BILLYX5 September 27, 2023

Landon

Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.

“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”

“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”

“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.

“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”

“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.

by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS

EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

landon booth

A gay fat that eats poop. Landon Booth eats caca.

Look it’s landon Booth!

by Likamynut January 10, 2020

landon

landon owns a pink tooth brush

uhhh thats landons toothbrush because its pink

by mamoon22222222222222222 June 3, 2021

Landon

this guy mains anji in guilty gear strive. this guy is literally anji

Trevor: did you see Landon's anji last night?
Marcus: yeah dude, he is literally anji it's insane.
Landon: Fuck you

by anjimain April 1, 2022

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011