loosen your goose

Just relax

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Loosey

A single cigarette that you buy from a store clerk rather than buying a whole pack of cigarettes. Usually sold for .10 cents -.25 cents.

The term was invented in Detroit by Lebanese gas station owners and clerks. Alternative spelling is "loosie". (As stated before on VH1)

"Yo man can I get a loosey."
"Yo man let me get a loosey."
"How many loosey's can I get wit a dollar."
"Sorry man I ain't opening a new pack just to give you one loosey."
"My man, give me fo (4) looseys and let me play these numbers"

"Yo u got any Newport Looseys"

by LebaneseBebe January 14, 2013

loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

by krissy922 October 14, 2009

Loose hose

A sensational reaction that occurs when a male is suddenly put in such a strong sexual situation that the male's flaccid penis releases its load without prior alarm, as if the penis was a "loose hose".

The man got a loose hose when he encountered Olivia Wilde waiting for him in his bedroom.

by Jibby Kootz June 10, 2013

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

Loopy Doopy

When you are high af and can't formulate and proper sentence without sounding like an asshole.

Yo, I am just loopy doopy right now

by Bongripper!666 August 2, 2019

loose corn

Loose corn is used to describe corn that is not in the natural cob state. It can come in a can, frozen or have just been manually removed from the cob. Just saying "corn" isn't clear so we must conform to the binary options of "loose corn" or "corn on the cob".

Edric: Let's order the corn. Does that sound good to you?
Veronica: Depends on if it's loose corn or corn on the cob.
Edric: Good call, this isn't completely clear and madness. Let's check with the waiter.

by thisisedric December 17, 2019