lick my cl*t where I sh*t

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far

I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks

by Jellybelly42000 October 2, 2020

Lick Dog

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her

Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.

by heididieh November 10, 2021

lick a nine

licking a 9 volt battery.

Jeff: "Dammit, I need a rush!"
Paul: "We should lick a nine"

by diseased sheep August 5, 2005

Lick The Rapper

Used by rapper Lil Wayne meaning she wants to suck my dick.

" No homo, I say he so sweet make her wanna lick the rapper,
So I letta lick the rapper."

by T Shadow T May 25, 2008

lick my nads

another way of saying lick my balls or go away

fat guy: gimme your sandwich
other fat guy: lick my nads

by kommander korn July 29, 2006

lick the bowl

Lick the pussy

"Man, you should lick the bowl."

by AliceNinja April 13, 2016

lick suck chug

a pub (bar/tavern) ritual involving the consumption of shots of tequila

LICK salt off your hand
SUCK a lime
CHUG a shot of tequila

by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004