lassing

verb, the act of eating out innocent girl's assholes without their consent of knowledge, usually for one's own personal pleasure.

Hey I totally Lassed that girl while she was passed out at a party, she never even knew I was lassing her, but I sure did!

by Erin Foley July 13, 2009

larsony

To steal something, then burn it.

"You hear about John? He got picked up for larsony."
"That crazy motherfucker. I didn't know he was a larsonist."

by Cheesespuds January 11, 2014

fit wee lass

It is a Scottish slang for a hot young girl, where wee is roughly translated as small or little, but in this case as 'young'.

I scored a fit wee lassie last night mate!!

by Sam192011 December 13, 2016

laison

Laison, a weird intelligent kid that does science sexy stuff.
Very weird

Hello laison! You're looking great today!
OMG Laison just got a F- in your test today!

by Chicken rainbow January 12, 2017

The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

by Renascent October 3, 2021

lass

a girl version of a lad. wears RL, nautica, tommy, Das, Nike, Lacoste ect. usually unwashed ratty ugly sluts but some lasses can pull it off and look bangin.

eshay slutty bitches= lass

by gtownlass May 1, 2015

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004