the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Knucklebuster

A car, usually an old American car (1930's-1970's) who seems determined to skin, slice, and slash the hands of every mechanic who touches it, regardless of their skill-level. Resistant to tools, penetrating oils, vice grips, and laws of physics. Any bolt that is in this car will STAY in this car, whether you want it there or not, and if you try to remove it, it WILL break off, and leave you requiring 15 stitches in the process.

Holy Hell.........that '49 Mercury just tore my whole hand open, and all I was trying to do was change her damn oil!! What a knucklebuster!!

by crackedheads666 August 2, 2010

knuckle sandwich

To punch someone in the mouth to shut them up.

Tom: you're just jelous of me cuz I slept with your girl and you didn't. And y'know what? she liked it so much that I...
Edd: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Penis Knuckle

1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.

2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.

After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"

You're a penis knuckle!

by CBizkit84S March 8, 2013

Fizzy Knickers

Result of uncontrollable public horneyness. Literally frothing everywhere.

Gemma: "Mark, thinking about last nights sex is giving me fizzy knickers"
Mark:"well let's have sex again right now?"
Gemma: "definitley. i'm so horney. or we could just go munting?"

by funglejunk November 27, 2009

Knuckle Up

To prepare to kick another's ass, getting prepared to engage in fisticuffs

If you get up in my grille, you best knuckle up, motherfucker

by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

knocked for six

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.

I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004