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Keyboard Parkinson's 

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

Keyboard Raver 

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
Keyboard Raver by raver1 May 29, 2012

Keyboard Confusion 

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
Keyboard Confusion by quitterwin September 19, 2012

Keyboard Hawking 

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!

Keyboard Theory 

When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.
Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.
Keyboard Theory by phalagen June 18, 2013

Keyboard Operator 

Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.
'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'
Keyboard Operator by Andos29 October 22, 2013