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Kevin

Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either
Kevin is small penis
by CrapSissy November 13, 2019
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Kevin

"Kevin. Stop eating"
by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair smooth like chocolate. His chocolatey eyes so soft and shiny, His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who I have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him .When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He can light up a room in seconds. His the person who will make you smile and happy just by the sound of voice .He is the most amazing guy in the universe and his my soul mate.
Her: You're Kevin is so sweet and gentle

Me: I know and I won't ever let him go
by emo_babygirl November 2, 2020
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Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!
"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"
by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
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Kevin

A man with a monster cock that even Chuck Norris fears.
by #bigdaddymonster July 27, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin, literally the best person you’ll ever meet.
“I met this amazing guy at the bar yesterday

“He must be a Kevin”
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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