Kellermeier

It is a German last name and you pronounce it k la mi er

Hi Blake Kellermeier

by Kellboy September 27, 2022

Kellered

The act of receiving oral sex while tweeting.

I was spending all day shit posting about why Elon Musk has a tiny penis, but then my girlfriend came over and kellered me which increased my rate of posting significantly

by AaronEChicago November 8, 2022

keller

a freaky young prodigy

i want to be a keller when i grow up

by himmy himson August 30, 2023

Kepler

Kepler a person, planet, satellite

Is that Kepler hopefully he doesn't howell like a furry

by I see all and know all :/ March 5, 2024

Kesler

A really cool cello player who is amazing at what he does.

Wow Kesler is so cool.
Did you see Kessler‘s vibrato.

by m4l14lol May 18, 2024

Helen Keller

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.

Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.

by The realest beast June 9, 2015

Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.

Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.

by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016