penny keeper

Someone with an excessive amount of pennies that need treating as soon as possible

"Ah Ma Gawsh, that leemo is a massive penny keeper!"

by winston churchill123 February 23, 2009

lighthouse keeper

Keeper of the lighthouse

The lighthouse keeper has a lonely job tending to the beacon.

by Peter435 October 3, 2017

It keeps happening

The next thing you say after falling down a shit-ton of stairs.

Sweet Bro: i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
still Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ...................
Hella Jeff: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO !!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff: I TOLD YOU MAN
I T O L D YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

by Helladok June 9, 2019

Eagle Keeper

A nickname for the maintenance crew chief of a McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle.

"Talk to the Eagle Keeper, maybe he can figure out what's wrong with your jet."

by ThexLoneWolf April 9, 2022

Joe Keery

One of the finest ppl on the planet. He plays Steve Harrington on Stranger Things. He is 30. And has recently released his new song gloom with a new album Change coming out September 16th!

Joe Keery is so fine 🤤🤤😍😍😍😻

by joekeerysfavblackie August 6, 2022

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

by Loveallthepineapples May 28, 2018

Who the fuck keeps removing dictionary entries?

Me

I did it.

by Chodeser February 7, 2003