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Karen

The woman who speaks to your manager and always takes the fucking kids of every divorce she does
Karen! Why did you take the fucking kids!?
by ZekketheBro December 30, 2018
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Karen

A rude, stupid, 40 yr old white female who has 9 kids and that all play soccer.
Aight, here we go:

Someone from a different country: *speaks a different language*
Karen: d i e

Cashier: Ma'am that will be 43.97, Card or Cash.
Karen: MANAGER, COME HERE NOW.
Manager: Wut.
Karen: She is a frickin' disgrace.
Manager: Kk
Karen: I am finna go get my facebook girlfriends and come and whoop yo a$$.

Someone: *wears a mask*

Karen: This thing is a Hoax (sumthing fake)
*meanwhile killing thousands of people*

Karen: *has kids*
Also Karen when their kids are a millisecond old: you shall play SOCCER and do FACEBOOK.
KArens r evoling.
by Karens Shall BE GONE September 27, 2020
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Karen

Practically a snitch but in boomer generation and always asks if her salad is vegan,also if you let your kids listen to kidz-bop.
Karen: "May I speak with the manager?"

Manager: "I am the manager"

Karen: "Well I asked for a VEGAN dressing and this is NOT vegan!"

Manager: "Mam-"
Karen"Go get me some vegan dressing before I yelp this place a bad review
by My Dirty Definitions March 21, 2020
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Karen

That one lady at the store that looks like shes about to throw Twinkies at you for taking that one thing she wanted on black Friday
Person: man i really like this box of Twinkies, ill buy it as a consumer of this store.
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT
by Eyad, the weird kid December 2, 2019
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Karen

A woman who screams, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, whilst not wearing a mask and coughing in everyone’s face. Preferably having blonde hair and a comb over.
by Just defining stupid words November 23, 2020
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Karen

Karen is a mom in her 40s, usually has a short bob cut.. dark brown hair. Drives a minivan, has 5 kids. Emma, Halleigh, Karmen, Samantha, and Braedon. DO. NOT. I REPEAT, DO NOT GET HER ORDER WRONG! She will ask for the manager, and try to get you fired!
Person 1: Oh crap, Karen's coming, take cover!!
Person 2: HIDE!!! I may have gotten her order wrong!
by poopy1234234422223567464522247 January 10, 2020
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Karen

A dumb bitch with a weird haircut who wants to speak to your manager who who constantly gets mad at skaters who did nothing wrong and won’t wear a mask for five minutes in a supermarket then threatens to sue if she gets the virus
by Karen the bitch July 24, 2020
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