Chipper Jones 

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

Chipper Jones by bud selig March 9, 2004

basketball jones 

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

basketball jones by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones 

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)

John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!

Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008

star jones 

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!

star jones by Shan February 16, 2004

Dow Jones

Recent events such as the CDO/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is goin' down like the Dow Jones!"

Baller Inc Exec 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the value added to the experience.

Dow Jones by CEO of Ballers Inc March 15, 2009

Davy Jones' Locker 

An elevator on a cruise ship that someone farted in, right before exiting.

I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.

This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.

Davy Jones' Locker by Double Happiness June 30, 2012

Mike Jones 

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Mike Jones by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006