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Jinglebeard

Placing Christmas ornaments in one's beard to spread holiday cheer whenever a pussy they are near.
Did you hear what Tom did? He jinglebearded Stacy's mom!
by Mr. Redwings February 2, 2016
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Jingle Whore

Someone who's obsessed with Christmas and sings Christmas songs all year round.
Omg you're such a jingle whore.
by scotslassie March 20, 2016
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jingleshit

exclamation. holiday annoyance, n. people who like the holidays that piss off the ones who don't, v. trying to cheer up someone suffering holiday depression
I don't give a jingleshit if you want to light up every freakin' inch of the property!

My boss is such a jingleshit for making me be a secret santa at the office party.

My BFF won't leave me to my grumpy attitude during the holidays so he jingleshits all over me.
by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016
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Jingles

A quite wel known World of Tanks/Warships YouTuber, most famous for being unable to remember anything he was planning to say in his videos and call everyone whose name he is unable to pronounce Dave. He is the type of person to go on an easter egg hunt, find Persian rugs, well made desert beds and then miss the giant battleship parked on the Himmelsdorf map.
Oh for crying out loud Dave use your eyes, the Bismarck’s right there. Seriously what are you, a Jingles?!
by Ik ben een liefhebber van kaas October 16, 2017
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Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you
by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017
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jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
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Jingle Pot

A pot with Jingle bells Its self explanatory.....................................................................................U wasted time
That's a nice Jingle Pot
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
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