jibbert

Using feces as a lubricant to assist in manual stimulation of a mans genitals

"Dude it was awesome, first she started jerking me off but them she crapped in her hand and gave me a jibbert!"

by Duckula1234 January 1, 2012

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

Jibbershit

The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.

"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."

by JimmyChanga September 16, 2012

Jibbed

High on extremely good Methamphetamines. Typically been awake for several days if your a daily meth slave. "Jibbed up people can usually be found late nights shopping for hydrolic jacks at Walmart. "Jibbed" up people typically fidget non-stop and constantly reorganize anything in sight. Picking at yourself is the largest side effect of being "Jibbed." Sex is a taunting craving when "Jibbed" as well. If your about to use meth for the first time your gonna be Jibbed the fuck up!

Friend: You were acting weird at church yesterday is everything going okay lately?
You: Hell ya everythings been more than okay I was just Jibbed the fuck out, I needed sum sleep.

by DubDizzle January 17, 2015

Jibblies

Skanky drunk girls walking in groups chatting and yelling at an obnoxiously high frequency while smelling of nasty perfume. The urge to quickly pass on a sidewalk is natural.

*a parade of sorority jibblies pass*

(cough, JIBBLIES, JIBBLIES, cough!) oh god, the perfume, the high-pitch bird like yelps, where did they all come from....ahh the sorority!!!

OR

This peaceful night was interrupted by the clamorousness of the jibblies passing.

by Lotusflwr21 December 25, 2009

Jiblee

A rolled up piece of tape.

I need a jiblee to stick this picture on the wall.

by Nickolas Kupper September 19, 2005