Jesus is a Hispanic name, meaning he is the best man you could ever have in your life.Jesus is caring and is loyal.
Hey Jesus I love you
by Lizzzzzieeeee April 14, 2019
A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.
by Fred Johnson 3 June 16, 2009
Jesus
Susej
Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.
Susej
Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.
by YEETRMAN-/;o;/ April 25, 2019
by MemeGod2000000 November 14, 2018
by Axelymwa February 01, 2022
According to many, Jesus may or may not have existed. Yes, there may have been a Jesus of Nazareth that lived around 6 BCE-29 CE yet whether he was the 'son of god' is a debate only historians have yet to verify. I personally am no atheist, i am agnostic, but zeitgeist is right: Jesus is a piscean personification of Horus, the sun god of egypt, alongside dionysis, mithra, krishna, and many more.
They call me jesus, but i am not the historical jesus, just the jesus of this time, not the reincarnation because that would be blasphemy (lol!)
by Jesuswuzhere October 20, 2010
Jesus is a good man who wanted the good of all, to lead the people of this world to his heavenly father and thought us how to be baptized because all he wanted was the peoples happiness and Gods too.
by ashely04030 January 27, 2016