Jesus

Jesus is a Hispanic name, meaning he is the best man you could ever have in your life.Jesus is caring and is loyal.
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A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.
"Jesus died a Jew"
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Susej

Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.
Damn my dick be as hard as a “Jesus” right now man!
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This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example
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A person who eats only cow shit for a diet
"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"

"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"
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According to many, Jesus may or may not have existed. Yes, there may have been a Jesus of Nazareth that lived around 6 BCE-29 CE yet whether he was the 'son of god' is a debate only historians have yet to verify. I personally am no atheist, i am agnostic, but zeitgeist is right: Jesus is a piscean personification of Horus, the sun god of egypt, alongside dionysis, mithra, krishna, and many more.
They call me jesus, but i am not the historical jesus, just the jesus of this time, not the reincarnation because that would be blasphemy (lol!)
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Jesus is a good man who wanted the good of all, to lead the people of this world to his heavenly father and thought us how to be baptized because all he wanted was the peoples happiness and Gods too.
Jesus: i hope one day i can be like him.
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