A Hispanic guy who usually just does the same thing everyday. Jesus's tend to eat a lot when bored. There preferred food are: Hotdogs, peanut butter sandwiches, waffles, scrambled eggs. You can tell when a Jesus has been in the kitchen if you find butter knives, random jelly spots, an empty cup ready for whenever Jesus wants water.
by That one guy DD February 12, 2014
The guy who’s Mexican but looks black and says the n word. When you put glasses on him he looks like Winston, and often smells like stinky toes.
“Yo is that my boi Jesus!!!!”
J: “Ayyyyee my nig!”
“Smells like up stinky toes”
J: “what’s up stinky toes?!”
J: “Ayyyyee my nig!”
“Smells like up stinky toes”
J: “what’s up stinky toes?!”
by Zzz Mexican June 11, 2018
Big beefy man boy who sits behind you in science and asks for a pencil (but little do you know he's crushing on you secretly). He has a strange background. He says he was born in the holy land or something. He is the most hottest man you will ever ever see in all of your life. He will always be the man you love, so you worship him in church every day so maybe he might come back to you and marry you, so you have an excuse to divorce your now husband ,David.
Grandkid 1: Nana what is love?
You: A great and amazing thing
Grandkid 2: Who was your first love.
You: ah it was a long time ago.. Jesus. That's why I go to church everyday.
You: A great and amazing thing
Grandkid 2: Who was your first love.
You: ah it was a long time ago.. Jesus. That's why I go to church everyday.
by Ratatouille#1. January 8, 2020
Jesus is a Hispanic name, meaning he is the best man you could ever have in your life.Jesus is caring and is loyal.
Hey Jesus I love you
by Lizzzzzieeeee April 14, 2019
A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.
by Fred Johnson 3 June 16, 2009
by MemeGod2000000 November 14, 2018
Jesus
Susej
Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.
Susej
Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.
by YEETRMAN-/;o;/ April 25, 2019