Jail Buddy

Jail buddies are two friends who stick together no matter what and have fun. It doesn't necessary imply them being best friends but rather emphasize on their supportive nature. The word "Jail Buddy" is meant to signify that a person will always bail his/ her friend out of difficult situations and will always stand by the other.

Simon, thanks for saving me from the principal. You are my true Jail Buddy.

by dudechicjailbudy May 11, 2010

jail bait

a slutty girl thats too young to legally have sexual relations with

jamie lynn spears is a prick tease and jail bait

by teasenpleasegirl February 10, 2009

jail-yard bitch

1) a male individual, confined to a jail cell, that tends to receive anal and/or other homosexual activities from other jail mates.

2) jail. yard. bitch.... does that not spell it out?

"Zakk, you take it up the ass just like my jail-yard bitch," said the horny parol officer.

by Michelle & Manda November 5, 2007

Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!

Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.

by DK Sett July 1, 2007

Jailhouse Vagina

Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.

Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.

by The noodler September 9, 2004

Jailgina

An artificial vagina created on a male inmate by another male inmate. The vagina is formed by cutting a small incision inside the recieving inmates armpit. The incision once formed is used as a normal vagina by either the inmate or group of inmates doing the cutting.

After countless run ins with the Hispanic gang in jail Jim finally crossed the line and his fate to have a jailgina was sealed.

by Dgreen January 23, 2006

Go to Jail

a phrase used to indicate anger towards a person, say that something is awesome, or to show your jealosy of someone else's achievment, or to show frustration of something totally terrible that just happened.

"Dude, you got an Aston Martin! Go to Jail!"
Who spilled Mountain Dew on my keyboard? Go to Jail."

by fifth third salsa November 11, 2010