Jose

A heartbreaker

“Jose broke my heart”

by The boy Kendrick November 20, 2023

Jose

Jose is gonna be the love of your life he loves you forever and will do anything to stay with you he makes you feel happy and better and when you stare into his eyes you see why you feel i love with him he and amazing person and respectful he loves you and gives you amazing nicknames he loves you more and more everyday he post you and makes you feel better when your sad or mad especially when you miss him he doesss anything anything to make you feel loved he dedicates songs to you and everything he’s the best person you’ll ever meet it you lose him your regret it he’s so sweet and find someone like him pls he’ll love you forever and ever ever he’s the best and you’ll want to build a family with him and you’ll fall deeply in love in less than a month his eyes and voice works magic 🤍🤍

find yourself a jose he’s the best guy you can ask for you’ll love him

by The girl from your sueños November 20, 2023

Jose

Jose is really gay and likes boys. Jose is 1ft tall and has no bitches.

Girl 1: is that Jose, the gay one?
Girl 2: yeah, you can hardly see him because he's always surrounded by bbc.

by Sexyman4694 November 21, 2023

Jose

Jose is a very caring guy who will put everyone before himself. He is all a girl can ask for, even if they don't deserve him. he is one of the only boys who can make a girl laugh but also make her cry when they realized they lost the one person who saw them as special and loved them. He has so much love to give, and deserves someone to give it too.

Person #1: we need someone whos a Jose to help save this person's life
Person #2: so like a blood transfusion?

by xzjdmlvr November 21, 2023

Jose

A really nice guy. He’s very down to earth, and very sweet. Women love him, they always stare him down when they walk past him. He may even be into the “cuckhold” kink. Overall a great person.

Damn, that Jose guy is hot

by kweal March 22, 2024

Jose

Jose, a kind soul, handsome, trustworthy, loyal, he may be nonchalant but towards you but he'll open up eventually. He's something... not smart but smart? Can you imagine that? no matter how much you mess up, he's such a forgiving person and I wish no one would ruin that part of him ever. He'll put in the effort if you do the same. Seeing him makes my whole day, seeing him smile, laugh, just looking happy makes me feel some type of way. you'll love his hugs from his side hugs, hugs from the back, any type of physical touch from him will make you feel loved. Every time he touches me he makes my heart melt, I love him more then I love myself and that's impossible. when your with him he'll make it feel like its just the two of you guys. I still remember the first time we started talking all the dumb things I would do to make myself seem the same as him so he wouldn't get weirded out. but hes gonna love you for who you are. you'll always remember everything that you do with him. he will take your pain away and will get you feeling something else, something you never felt. he made me feel something I've never felt when I only had myself. but I'll cut this short to call you. if anyone hurts Jose they gonna be fcking dying, your crazy asfc. I hope we don't break up and if we do I hope you make your next girlfriend feel the same way you make me feel.
- from your girlfriend

girl 1: "who's that emo kid over there? I heard he's the kindest guy but he seems like he doesn't wanna talk to no one?"
girl 2: "That's my mannnn, jose. he is everything everyone says he is."

by 2012quotesreposted March 30, 2024

Jose

A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.

Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"

Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?

(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)

Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"

by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024