Joseph Smith

The best con man that ever lived. Created his own religion based on ideas he borrowed (stole) from an unpublished novel and the mason sect. Established a devoted flock of religious followers while remarkably continuing his snake oil ways until the day he was killed. The man is now a saint and founder of the Mormon church.

Ken Delay is a loser. He made lots of money, but got busted in his own lifetime and will always be a loser. Joseph Smith, however, created his own reality making the rules and then changing the rules to suit his mood. Joseph Smith is a saint.

by Fanny Alger September 3, 2005

Josepablo

This guy is the greatest guy I have ever had the pleasure of being with. No one can look at him without smiling. He is caring, funny, loveable, and intelligent He makes life worth living for me and I know I'm not the only one.

Person 1: "Did Josepablo just get stuck with taking care of 9 kids tonight?"
Person 2: "yea he can't help but say yes..."
Person 3: "what a great guy"

by Talluligan May 2, 2011

Paul Joseph Goebbels

(1897–1945), German propagandist and politician, born in Rheydt, and educated at the universities of Bonn, Berlin, and Heidelberg. He joined the National Socialist (Nazi) party in 1922 and began directing the students who entered the organization. In 1925 Goebbels met the party leader Adolf Hitler. In 1926 he as made gauleiter, or party leader, for the region of Berlin, and in 1927 he founded and became editor of the official National Socialist periodical Der Angriff (The Attack). He was elected to the Reichstag, the German parliament, in 1928 and a year later was chosen as propaganda leader of the Nazi party, in which capacity he became the apostle of unreasoning hatred of the Jews and other “non-Ayran” groups such as the Slavs. His work as a propagandist materially aided Hitler's rise to power in 1933. In that year, Goebbels was appointed Reichsminister for propaganda and national enlightenment. From then until his death, Goebbels used all media of education and communications to further Nazi propagandistic aims, instilling in the Germans the concept of their leader as a veritable god and of their destiny as the rulers of the world. In 1938 he became a member of the Hitler cabinet council. Late in World War II, in 1944, Hitler placed him in charge of total mobilization. On May 1, 1945, as Soviet troops were storming Berlin, Goebbels committed suicide. The Goebbels Diary for 1942–43, found among his papers, was published in English in 1948.

Paul Joseph Goebbels would be amazed at the effectivness and magnitude of propoganda distributed via television. If it weren't for television DemocraP's and RepublicanT's would hold no seats in any political office.

by Adam Joseph Dooley August 18, 2006

Joseph

Joseph is the most loyal person you will meet. Dark brown hair/eyes, tall and lean. Goes by JoJo to those closest to him. He doesn't lie, cheat, or steal and he prides himself on that. He was raised very poor which in turn he learned how to appreciate things for what they are. He will always put others before himself because he is a very loving man. "Family first" he's renowned for saying. He doesn't care too much about inanimate objects. If you happen To get the opportunity to be his friend, do it! He is a very good listener. His personality is one of a kind. He has very few friends, but those who are, they are very loyal to him as he is to them. Ladies that know him Would do whatever to have him. The ideal image of a great Husband/Father. A Beast in bed whose skills are unsurpassable. Will be there for you no matter the situation. Dont let his kindness fool you, he's ride or die and NEVER cross him, to do so will prove fatal.

NayNae: OMG WHO IS THAT?!
Random: That there is a legend, his name is Joseph, it's spoken in a hush hush manor. Women are transfixed in fascination when he is around.
NayNae: What? I didn't hear you I was watching him.
Random: It's cool, he has that effect on women

by brobroyoyo May 15, 2014

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Joseph

A man who is very kind, loving and passionate. A best friend and someone you should keep around for a long time. someone who never lets you down and always makes you smile and laugh.

That Joseph is so passionate about everything he does.

by Smexykisses June 2, 2011

Josefin

Josefin means' God will increase' that is what she is an enrichment for the humanity. She may looks shy or behaves clumsy and awkward at first sight but if you get closer to her you will notice that she is a powerful woman with a strong opinion. She hates to be labeled or stereotyped and just wants to be seen as a human. Josefin's heart falls for all animals even for the little yucky insect. She likes her life beening colorful, exotic but calm at the same time cause she needs time for herself to read, puzzle and be an introvert. Her little brain explodes under a huge cloud of thoughts and Information. When it gets difficult she gets easily frustrated or thinks that she isn't enough than she needs company and chocolate and her moodiness has gone.

Yuk! There is a spider. Josefin where are you?
What is that yellow squeaky duck over there? Oh It's just Josefin

Josefin where is the chocolate bar i bought for a minute?

by French nails December 30, 2018