jescia

The most beautiful girl

Jescia is The most beautiful girl in the world

by Harley98 May 18, 2018

Jesika

A one-of-a-kind girl. Jesika is kind, selfless, and honest. You’ll fall in love with her within seconds. Despite her shyness, she is always the life of the party. If you know a Jesika, be very grateful for it.

“Jesika listened to his problems and advised him upon what he should do.”

by insightsindirect November 22, 2021

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Jessie

Jessie is a girl who can make anything funny no matter if it’s a sad situation you will end up laughing, if you find a Jessie don’t let her go because any time your with her you will have a good time

Omg that girl is so cool and funny
Must be a Jessie

by Greyssssfan May 29, 2018

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

Jessie

A beautiful young lady with a kid heart and an amazing personality.

Bob: What's that girl's name?
John: she must be a Jessie

by tododile January 25, 2017

Jessica

jessica is sensitive, and funny. she is a great friend, and is always there. she gets betrayed a lot, and she can be depressed. when you see jessica, make sure you value her. she will never break your heart, and if she does, she wants you to know that she’s very sorry. jessica falls in love once in a while. it takes her time to get over people, that’s why she’s so emotional. people don’t understand the way she is, so take some time to be her friend. break her heart, she’ll break your neck.

daniel: jessica’s fucking annoying.

tyler: take some appreciation, asshole. who was there for you when you’re dumbass girlfriend cheated on you? jessica. so be a little more considerate, before she bites you in the ass.

by skatrfad June 1, 2018