don't follow the idiot

What you say to someone when you want them to think for themself and not do the easy or comfortable thing

She told me she was in a relationship for a long time and was not in love but would not end it since she was comfortable, so I told her don't follow the idiot end it and be happy

by @dontfollowidiot January 5, 2014

A complete fucking idiot

Exactly as the name suggests. This person is so incredibly stupid, that he has no understanding of anything whatsoever, therefore making this person nothing else but a waste of oxygen.

Hey, do you like John?
-No, he is a complete fucking idiot.

by Asshoul October 3, 2020

turquoise-brained idiot

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021

idiot-jerk

a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly

Yo man! You see that unintelligent fool over there?! He is acting like a total idiot-jerk!

by nbakes January 10, 2009

total idiot

One of the highest rankings of Idiot attainable. People normally associated with this ranking are called Rachel.

"Look at that total idiot over there trying to milk a brick".

"I know, her name is clearly Rachel"

by Little badger face August 5, 2014

idiotspeak

That annoying language used by people who cannot type properly.

lykomgwee: lyk ur sooo kewl... i dno wut i wld do w/o u!
IntelligentEnglishSpeaker: ::blink:: Why do I attract blithering idiots?

by taintedmemoriesx July 13, 2004

Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

by Big Mac July 21, 2004