Tina Tuesday

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.

Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

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Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

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Spicy Tuesday

When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.

Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

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Thirty-Tuesday

A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.

Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."

by Smish I July 23, 2012

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Rhubie Tuesday

The act of having sex with two or more people in the same 24-hour period with the same name.

"Dude, I had a Rhubie Tuesday last week."
"Awesome, who were the lucky ladies?"
"Emily Swanson on Thursday night and Emily Davis on Friday morning! Bonus, I didn't shower between them either!"
"You're nasty."
"I know, right!"

by Messyjiggler77 September 24, 2014

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