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he killed 27 babies before being aressed
by henrey daniels September 26, 2004
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Dick Hat

When someone finds your hat and where's it on their dick.
We lost Luke's hat on the road, while being chased by two gay's. They picked up the hat and used it as a dick hat.
by JDUBss April 02, 2007
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Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.
Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
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ass-hat

A general term for someone who carries out actions with such stupidity that they might as well wear their ass as a hat.
Pete begins looking for his sunglasses, unknowing to the fact that they are on his head. He asks Ed where his glasses are. Ed takes them off his head saying, "You are such a fucking ass-hat."
by Danyill May 14, 2007
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Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.
Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!
by cat.c August 18, 2005
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Sex Hat

Peter has a very hood Sex Hat
Marine find's the Sex Hat really fucking hot, and she would fuck him in an instant, if he pulls up in the Sex Hat
by sadboiluke September 20, 2020
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Stew Hat

A pie with no sides, which is clearly not a real pie.
Your mum made me a lovely stew hat last night.
I ate the whole thing.
by Stewart Hat March 01, 2010
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