flesh falchion

A penis. The male sex organ. Refers to a large type of sword weilded by great warriors.

The warrior conquered her with his flesh falchion and made her eat a brownie

by Anonymous November 28, 2002

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

Flesh Lamp

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade

I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 20, 2018

Flesh Flower

Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay

Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!

bob: how can you have an awful poon?

Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!

by th1ngz April 26, 2009

flesh pumpkins

boobs

I need to find a new bra to fit these flesh pumpkins.

by bouchard32 May 8, 2011

Flesh Forks

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

by SawOne October 28, 2008

flesh sock

This can refer to a womens vibrator cover. Or toally just refer to the penis.

Some say it simply mean uncircumsized dick.

I think it means using a bitches throat to store your cock when it's fun...

I used this bitchs throat for a flesh sock!

by dux May 16, 2006