coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them

you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town

by noodleschicken October 28, 2017

Shipman, IL

A hodunk town full of cornfed assholes. They think their big trucks are awesome when really they aren't. A town small enough that if you blink you miss it, and all the people look like children of the corn.

I grew up in Shipman, IL

by ReaperChick May 27, 2018

sidney, IL

Sidney, IL is a small town in central Illinois mostly comprised of corn, soybean, and Dairy Barn ice cream. There are no secrets in town, and you find your weekly bit of chicken owning, septic selling, and solar panel farming drama on Facebook page “The Sidney Scoop !” (note, there is a space between Scoop, and the punctuation !). Sidney has a fair amount of residents that will lend you the shirt off their backs in your time of need, and are naturally humble about this. There will be no bragging about being the center of the universe, or center of anything else, despite the fact that youth sports teams per capita can outplay most any around. What Sidney lacks in stop lights, it makes up for with small town hospitality.

I drove through Sidney, IL and almost blinked and missed it.

by Alhr56 January 30, 2021

Philo, IL

A small town in Central Illinois that claims the status of "Center of the Universe".
It's a very family oriented community with amazing food offered at the Philo Tavern and has the convenience of a Dollar General store for most of those quick needs, a Casey's general store/gas station and a 66 Fuel stop as well.

There is also a great hair salon in town with great customer service.

As with most small towns, they take their youth baseball and softball programs very seriously.

Eat, sleep, breathe... summer sports.

GREAT community to raise a family!

Come on over to Philo, IL for great food, great friendly conversation and just relax!

by Family focused February 17, 2021

Frankfort, IL

This town has so much ghetto it cannot be understood.

Frankfort, IL ghetto.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gravekeeper's Servant: The First Juvenile Release for Il Blud

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

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The final stage of finite boredom.

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by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 5, 2024