What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿ› ใ€Šยคใ€‹ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes inโ€ฆ.and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! Iโ€™m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
mugGet the I got that dog in memug.

mom i got a pb

when u got a pb time in cubing you say this ยกMOM I GOT A PEEEEEBEEEEEE!
mom i got a pb:

you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ยกmom i got a peeebeee!
by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017
mugGet the mom i got a pbmug.

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away
You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach
by Touchbutter November 29, 2019
mugGet the I got reachmug.

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 20, 2019
mugGet the i only got bandsmug.
Ty is the place where you can go
Hi hi ride I just got off the ,, means kind and caring
by Fartish girl with dire a May 22, 2021
mugGet the Hi hi ride I just got off the ,,mug.

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