Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐ ๐ ๐ ใยคใ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐ ๐ ๐ ใยคใ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes inโฆ.and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! Iโm gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

mom i got a pb:
you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ยกmom i got a peeebeee!
you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ยกmom i got a peeebeee!
by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017

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Ty is the place where you can go
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