hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)

Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!

by neochronomo March 19, 2011

humpin like madcow

To engage in sexual intercourse frequently. Usualy in an attemy to impregnate. Refers to the motions made by infected cattle

I havent left the house for 2 days, we've been humpin like madcow

by Horny old man January 2, 2005

idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009

humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

Humpington's Disease

A serious airborne illness where your body is forced to hump anything and everything possible.

My roommate with Humpington's Disease humped the neighbors mailbox today.

by Humperton September 18, 2012

Humdinger

The act of humming and rolling your tongue to stimulate the clitorous and/or genitals.

Example 1

Boy: Give me a humdinger bitch!
Girl: *giggles*Blushes*

Example 2

Boy:Hey hoodrat, humding my balls!
Hoodrat: Go fuck yourself!

Example 3

Girl:Humding my pussy!
Boy: Drop your panties ;)

Example 4

Hoodrat: Humding your homies balls you pole smoking panzy.
Boy: Suck a dick.

by IcePrincess&&ColdBloodedCobra February 26, 2010