Hoofucked

When someone gets fucked to death by a horse

Did you here the horrible news, Jerry was hoofucked

by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

haroof

coolest mf on the planet

That dude is so on fire, he a haroof.

by Haroof November 10, 2022

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023

Hoofsjef

Afrikaans word for Head Chef.

Bobby is the head chef in the kitchen, he’s the Hoofsjef.

by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023

Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023

Hoof

“Hoof”

A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.

Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!

by JohnnyBallPlayer September 1, 2023

Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023