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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020
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How to get rid of Crabs

The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
by Brian Eli George July 16, 2008
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a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them
pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin
by 420hitter December 4, 2002
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how many genders

A retarded line used by femininists all around the world for thinking that there are more than two genders.
Lacy green: how many genders are there?
Any logical human being on planet earth: TWOOOOOOO
by Sexyboi29354 November 2, 2017
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how bout them cowboys?!

What Dallas Cowboys fans say after the Cowboys win a game, make the playoffs, win the superbowl, or especially beat them Eagles.
- Cowboys defeat Eagles 33-10

Me: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!
by Cowboys Fan November 7, 2005
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how you do dis?

A slang term that implies confusion and befuddlement. Often used when you have not been paying attention and you have to do a worksheet or test. This expression usually pisses people off.
"This worksheet is on standard deviation; how you do dis?"
by Chunky Reddy January 3, 2009
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How did you find this...

If you found this you are a god
Hey did you know if you type "How Did you find this..." in Urban Dictionary(The best Dictionary) you will find something?
by UrUbonZ December 17, 2019
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