Hontas

As in Pocahontas. The gentials on the female homo sapien.

Did you poke her hontas?

by Helen Engel September 29, 2005

horn dog

(noun): feeling very horny.

I'm a horn dawg today.

by Jake February 28, 2004

horn dog

a guy who wants sex 24/7. carries on sexual conversations via text or talking with multiple girls to increase his chances of getting something from a girl. also lies about his feelings to most girls he talks to so he can trick them into thinking he cares about them just so he can get some head from them.

Mormand is such a horn dog, I read his text messages and all he does is talk about sexual stuff with a bunch of girls.

by mermanski April 5, 2011

Chrome Horn

The bumper of a car as it used to ram other drivers when they cut you off.

The act using of one's car bumper to express road rage. Usually used figuratively not literally.

Jack "That idiot just cut me off and gave me the finger."
Mike "Dude, he is just asking for chrome horn at the next red light!"

by dms2262 January 1, 2008

Acrid Stud Horn

1. A rather smelly or pungent penis, common after sexual intercourse.

2. Slang for a rubber mallet.

1. After sleeping with his girlfriend, Dickmond had a rather Acrid Stud Horn.

2. Give it a clout with the acrid stud horn.

by Nogger August 15, 2006

rusty french horn

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.

Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

by Freddy-Wayne January 1, 2009

nick hornby

(copied from the penguin website)
Nick Hornby was born in 1957, and is the author of; Fever Pitch, High Fidelity, About a Boy, How to be Good and 31 Songs. He also edited the collection of short stories Speaking With the Angel. He is the pop music critic for the New Yorker. In 1999, he was awarded the E.M.Forster award by the American Academy of Arts and Letters. He lives and works in Highbury, North London.

Nick Hornby is one of my favorite authors.

by marcyfight April 11, 2005