Hodged

To be comepletly lost. Have no idea what is going on 100% of the time

I'm so hodged right now

by Alrichards March 22, 2017

hodel

Someone who refuses to wear a hairnet

Her hair are to long, but she's a hodel.

by boblon August 7, 2017

hoedwinked

When a male or female shows actions of being hoe, but in a calm behind your back manor. Basically an example of getting your heart stolen by a hoe.

I got hoedwinked by the girl I've been talking to for 4 months...

by EtwanC23 November 22, 2017

Hoedover

When a friend gets off with a guy you are talking to/dating/crushing on, behind your back.

Person 1: “my best mate just snogged my prom date behind my back”

Person 2: “damn you got hoedover badly”

by Annie_cos December 1, 2017

Hoed

Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.

Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.

by 84akrtGold January 31, 2018

Hoedown

Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. 🍆 + 🍩 = OH DADDY, 👌, 👶 (unless you use a condom and it doesn’t rip for the “👶”)

Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅

HOEDOWN FOR LIFE

by just kill me plz #emolife June 17, 2018

hoedle

Of a hoe who yodels

She was a hoedle

by Uncle Webster May 7, 2018