Christian Hernandez

A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence

Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u”

by Bigpapi2458 November 20, 2018

artie hernandez

lets just say the kid is freakin sexy !

oooh that boy is an arty hernandez

by shanelle May 16, 2003

Herndon

Dumbest Town in Virginia, made of slackers, Illegal Aliens, Snobby White People, And Non-existent African Americans

"Son, we're moving to herndon"
*sits down and crys*

by Ailish February 27, 2007

Hern

Typically used as a noun to describe one who is stupid, retarded or an absolute idiot; a person that the world could live without, in fact, would rather benefit from the lack of this person.
Also can be used to describe a person of major disgust or repulsiveness.
One who lowers the standards of the average educational levels; anyone ranks in the bottom 20% of education levels.

That hern, the 300lbs. fat bitch on a motorized scooter wearing a tube top and boy shorts, at the (local big box value store), was stuffing her shopping cart with 10 packages of bacon next to the 2 liter bottles of diet soda.

by buzz122 July 9, 2009

dirty hernandez

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005

herr commandant

term of endearment for lunch engineers

Ya voi herr kommandant!

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

heronista

Anyone who believes that an insensitive, insecure, and jealous git like Ron Weasley is good enough for a smart, intelligent, loyal, woman like Hermione Granger.

The term comes from Harry Potter fanfiction, where H/R ('heron') refers to Hermione/Ron shippers.

Rowling, being a heronista, is rather delusional.

by Rand Suren February 7, 2008