Jan-Helge

Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...

"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...

by Has March 31, 2005

sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

Texas Helicopter

Rotate your hips to get your partially limp dick twirling in a 360 degree pattern, then move in and start slapping this whirlwind on your laying woman's forehead.

Texas Helicopter is similar to a 'Teabag' but with rotation.

by TheMoneyShot June 21, 2006

Attack Helicopter

One of the many genders.

I classify as an Attack Helicopter.

by ododody March 10, 2020

Helaina

They are normally short people. They are really self concious. They normally have tall boyfriends. Small amounts of friends. Most likely to try to kill themselves. Scared to lose anyone in their life and will hold on to grudges. They don't play nice and will cut you off if you piss them off enough. They're somewhat cute and shy. They have really bad anxiety and tend to cause trouble. They do the most illegal stuff and aren't afraid to stand up in what they believe in. They can fight but play innocent. They like when people try to control them, because they're rebelious and makes that challenging. They're fragile but pretend to play tough. Hold on to your Helaina because she is the most bluntly honest person and the most sweetest bully you'll ever meet. She will stand by you, as long as you don't double cross her.

Guy: Did you see Helaina today?
Girl: Yea she totally stood up for her best friend.

Guy: Wow I wish I was her best friend!

by gummyworm13 May 10, 2018

Helicopter

A type of rotorcraft in which lift and thrust are supplied by one or more engine driven rotors

Did you see that helicopter flying by?

by Ysbrydion July 9, 2011

the helicopter

the helicopter is a crazy ass sex position that should only be attempted with supervision of highly trained experts of the sex art. unless you're the expert.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits

CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.

Guy: omfg dudeeeee.... me and stacy did the helicopter last night.....

Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....

Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up

by ZakkyZebra February 22, 2010