Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

heard

When a woman shafts her man, bullies and manipulates him (especially psychologically), tries to keep him around due to fear of abandonment and plays a saint to the rest of the world.

-I made that donation, Why are telling everyone it was you ? you f**ng heard!
-We're done and don't try heard me! I'm leaving

by marquaze95 May 2, 2022

heard bout it

Having taken information into consideration

"We should go out tomorrow night"
"Heard bout it"

by chrstiina September 16, 2021

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

Heard

The act of not saying nothing in response to another individual. Acknowledges the understanding of a basic instruction or warning.

Example working in a busy kitchen: " behind you "

"Heard"

by l3eloved lVlentality May 27, 2024

Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.

My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.

by Kryptos4u July 29, 2022

The Heard witch hunt.

The 2022 a witch hunt occurred against viral social media actress AmberHeard, this ironic slander included the likes of: popular YouTubers, anti-heard merch, uninformed memes, and misogynistic men looking for clout.

And dispite the overwhelming amount of evidence against Depp, his case being lost in the UK and the sun's article exposing him and the many evidence of bots from Depp, by the CEO of bot sentinel (which is not biased don't believe conservatives) the jury, which included fans of Depp, voted against heard, which was evidence enough they were biased.

The Heard witch hunt.

by Anonymus_ June 8, 2022