Backwards Hannah

To spray faeces out of the anus in such a radial fashion that the entire circumference of the bowl is covered in a fine film of nard. The only logical explanation is that the owner of said faeces mounted the toilet backwards in order to achiever such coverage. Named after a certain girl from Ormond College who absolutely splattered the porcelain after a night on the turps.

There was so many skidmarks on the toilet he must have done a backwards Hannah!

by jkwebb87 December 6, 2006

Hannah Montana

As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.

Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.

by K_rachel_O November 25, 2007

Kill Hannah

One of the very few talented bands out there. Containing *Very* hot boys and awsome singing voices.
Unique sense of style and music.
Gotta love them for that.

Mat and Jon are toooo hot.

Kill hannah will someday be the biggest band EVER

by PsychoGerbilQueen February 26, 2004

Hannah Montana

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.

1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.

by baseballbats2021 March 10, 2009

Dirty Hannah

doing it with a blonde wig on and cumming with the moans of only Hannah Montana’s transitions and before 10 pm

Man I really gotta get this Dirty Hannah in, it’s almost my bedtime!

by Bethany Bottom Text April 16, 2020

Hannah

Hannah is a name for someone who is quite sarcastic, and has a dry sense of humour. She only has a couple of close friends and quite a few male friends. She doesn't look the best, and has very very small hands, but she does have quite a strong sense of empathy and sympathy for people. She doesn't like maths or science too much, but does enjoy the more humanities based subjects.

Person A: hey, are you going to Hannah's party?

Person B: sure, I've heard she's been stressing over who to invite, trying not to upset anyone

by 18purplegirafee18 April 12, 2019

Hannafin

The word was coined by Essex shipping merchants in the early fourteen hundreds.

It is said to mean "She Who likes Banana Hammocks" and scholars believe it refers to the numerous weekend journeys that Essex girls made on these ships to North Dublin in search of scantily clad Irishmen whose pubic region invariably matched the girls' long crimson locks.

Lets get the Hannafins together and head over on the prowl, innit!

by Irish Lads October 27, 2011