horror movie handjob

when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch

davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass

by killyoface1123249 July 30, 2010

psionic handjob

The act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to sexually stimulate another's penis to orgasm. Psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). Left-Nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing PHJs.

Eleven gave Mike a psionic handjob at the Snow Ball.

by Phreezerburn October 30, 2017

Dirty Handjob

When a chick shits in her hands or on your cock, then wanks you off with her shitty hands!!

I had a Taco Bell for lunch, want a dirty handjob?

by PerryPlatypus69 July 31, 2018

shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015

Handjob Soup

another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.

by flip2liv June 23, 2011

Peanut Butter Handjob

A post-anal handjob.

After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.

by Leigh Awkwardman December 2, 2003

The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008