Scottish Hammock

A sex position involving at least two men but three people all together. Similar to "Eiffel Tower" but upside down, one person is performing fellatio on one man and participating in coitus with another, but is facing upwards with their back to the ground while held between two men. Thus a hammock is formed as the person in the middle swings like a hammock between the two men.

It is quite popular in Scotland.

dude 1: hey dude, what did you do last night?

dude 2: nothing much, i just Scottish Hammocked last night and it was a-MAZE-ing!

dude 1: better than the Yasko Climb?

dude 2: never dude. never.

by quofemaster August 26, 2009

Banana hammock

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.

We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!

by Mr. Neeb August 11, 2014

Hammoudi

Hammoudi is a nickname of Ahmed and it came for the middle east, and its related to the meaning of Ahmed as a muslem.

Hammoudi goes to pinewood prep, he's an iraqi exchange student.

by shazam January 4, 2005

hammorific

Hammorific means filled with the essence of hamster-ness.

Hammie, going for a spin on his hamster wheel, was quintessentially hammorific.

by scodder May 29, 2010

Hammoton high school

This school is a good school but hammoton heads are bitches n snitches. Also they love little girls
They love to suck dick n they get beat up

The math teacher i swear loves my little pecker

Means this school isnt a really good school and should be taken down hammoton high school

by Bigpean January 18, 2020

poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.

She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.

by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010

Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask

Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.

by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020