A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington is a terrible quarterback and the primary stimulus for the team's futility.
True Joey Haters often have unresolved anger issues and are often overheard saying things like, "Joey sucks" or "Joey is the worst quarterback in the NFL" or "Joey is a noodle-arm." Although sometimes, while sleeping, they may be heard muttering, "I love you, Joey" or "Joey is hot."
A Joey Hater feels that it is very important to take a stand against Joey. They feel this inner-conviction of theirs will help the Lions be a better team.
A True Joey Hater's favorite passtime is arguing with his positive doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Lover. During these exchanges all aspects of Joey's game are likely to be covered. The Joey Hater will usually, although not always, be the first to resort to personal attacks which contain homophobic slurs.
True Joey Haters often have unresolved anger issues and are often overheard saying things like, "Joey sucks" or "Joey is the worst quarterback in the NFL" or "Joey is a noodle-arm." Although sometimes, while sleeping, they may be heard muttering, "I love you, Joey" or "Joey is hot."
A Joey Hater feels that it is very important to take a stand against Joey. They feel this inner-conviction of theirs will help the Lions be a better team.
A True Joey Hater's favorite passtime is arguing with his positive doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Lover. During these exchanges all aspects of Joey's game are likely to be covered. The Joey Hater will usually, although not always, be the first to resort to personal attacks which contain homophobic slurs.
Joey had a sweet game against the Giants, but A.D. was all like, "Joey still sucks." Man, that dude is a true Joey Hater!
by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004
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Mark: "Yo man, i heard you and jamal been kicking it"
You: "man, Jamal ain't nothing but a punk, hes a Slick Hater"
You: "man, Jamal ain't nothing but a punk, hes a Slick Hater"
by XeroBytez April 25, 2009
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a word that is endlessly thrown around alot but people will never get to the source of the problem with the way they treat it. a hater is a person who hates a person for no apparent reason, and when you ask them, they cant explain why they hate you without sounding like a complete douche. what a hater is NOT, is a person who is just giving an insight or opinion or some discretionary criticism, without holding angry feelings on a personal level, and has a LEGITIMATE REASON to criticize.
the word "hater" has become a censorship discouraging critical thinking and encouraging conformity. this is a political issue if anything
by Metallurgy October 27, 2008
Get the Hater mug.These people hate anime so much, it turns into an obsession. They think they are the definition of a pure, normal human being -- I guess by being normal, you mean by constantly cursing at fans, being a dick, being a xenophobe and a homophobe? They often bite off the heads of anime fans for liking a "cartoon". If anime is a cartoon (some people say it's not, some say otherwise), then why are you bitching about it?
Why won't you anime haters leave us alone and let us watch our anime? We're not doing anything to you!
And just because we watch anime, doesn't mean we're FAGS!
And just because we watch anime, doesn't mean we're FAGS!
by Protron December 28, 2008
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Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.
by Biggy Johns June 21, 2006
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Jealousy is an emotion that must people don’t openly admit to unless it’s in reference to a romantic relationship; one that a lover is in or wants to be in.
A hater’s form of jealousy is an immediate emotional trigger to an otherwise concealed insecurity... the person who cause this trigger is the object of the haters hate.
The emotional complexity that this type of jealousy causes is due to fact that the trigger hasn’t usually done anything other than shown up.
Or in the ironic case of 6M Africans who where transported via the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade by white colonizer who capitalize on the strengths of their triggers... lol. SLAVE-HOLDERS JEALOUSY was systemically translated into an institutionalized mechanism that whites still use to subjugate an block Africans natural beauty and abilities. Slave-Holders and their descendants still propagate a negative narrative about the traits they said they hated and felt were ugly & stupid but deep down wanted all along.
Jealousy is an emotion that must people don’t openly admit to unless it’s in reference to a romantic relationship; one that a lover is in or wants to be in.
A hater’s form of jealousy is an immediate emotional trigger to an otherwise concealed insecurity... the person who cause this trigger is the object of the haters hate.
The emotional complexity that this type of jealousy causes is due to fact that the trigger hasn’t usually done anything other than shown up.
Or in the ironic case of 6M Africans who where transported via the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade by white colonizer who capitalize on the strengths of their triggers... lol. SLAVE-HOLDERS JEALOUSY was systemically translated into an institutionalized mechanism that whites still use to subjugate an block Africans natural beauty and abilities. Slave-Holders and their descendants still propagate a negative narrative about the traits they said they hated and felt were ugly & stupid but deep down wanted all along.
If African Americans realize that the cause of the racism they experience was institutionalized Hater jealousy they would gain a better grip on how to eliminate it from their lives.
by Coolcandle August 25, 2019
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by Xialuote November 25, 2006
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