hmpf

The sound one makes in response to something peculiar that has just occurred or has just been said. Most often used when irritated. Most often a natural response/reaction.

1) I thought I had a $5 bill in my wallet but it's not here .... hmpf.

2) Val: Just got an email from Sunny. Ted: hmpf

by Lamop January 29, 2005

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Hmk

Stands for "hit my kik".Kik is a free messenger app.Hit my kik is another way is saying ,"txt me on kik messenger app".

Person 1:"I havent seen u in a brick"
Person 2:"hmk"

by Yaa yaa011 April 10, 2015

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1. Shorthand for "Hamburger" in Brazilian outlets of clown subsidized fast food McByproduct joints.
2. Human growth hormone, popular with East German women's swimming teams.
3. Her Majesty's Bulldog. Euphemism for an untidy vagina and pubic area on an otherwise posh female specimen.

1, 2, and 3. "I'd love to have a large sized HMB in a bathtub with Peach dressing. Yeah."

by HMB March 27, 2003

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hmmm

An especially annoying phrase that a boy will say or text you when you are trying to have an at least semi-meaningful conversation.

Me: I miss you, and I can't wait to see you again.

Annoying Boy: Hmmm

Me: Not the reply I was looking for...

by SuDubya January 24, 2011

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HMG

Hot Married Guy. So hot, but so married.

Holy crap, HMG's here!! Maybe this time I'll get to brush up against him!!

by mr. fluffy November 21, 2006

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H&M

H&M (Hennes och Mauritz - hennes meaning 'hers' in Swedish and Mauritz meaning.. Uhm.. It's not a Swedish word, but one can assume it means more or less 'man' or 'his')is a Swedish clothing company. Trendy clothers at affordable prices is the company's business idea. This is more or less true - they are very trendy, but not always cheap. You pretty much get what you pay for - the quality can vary a great deal.

I love your dress; where did you get it?
At H&M. It only cost me 15 bucks.

by Raquelle Arendt November 25, 2007

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